A Comprehensive Burger Horoscope – What Burger Are You?

Burgers are the people’s food. The great leveller, enjoyed by the mightiest rulers and the sea of common folk alike. Everyone loves burgers and no one can get enough of them. So in that spirit why not ponder a very serious question, one that has plagued burgerologists for possibly months: what is the burger for my star sign? Most importantly we hope that your horoscope points to the consumption of many tasty burgers on your horizon.


Conservative, determined and practical. You love classic, reliable food that reminds you of your childhood so a good ol’ school cheeseburger suits you down to the ground.

Old School Cheese at North Carlton Burger Company – premium beef pattie with American cheddar, ketchup, mustard and zucchini pickle



You like doing your own thing, so even if other countries think it’s strange to have beetroot in a burger you don’t really care.

The Matilda at Dougie’s Grill Hurstville  – Australian Black Angus beef marinated with secret herbs & spices, a sizzling lamb rasher, grilled egg, melted cheese slice, lettuce, fresh tomato, beetroot, caramelised red onions and BBQ sauce on a lightly toasted gourmet bun



Pisces is a water sign with its ruling planet being Neptune, so you’re probably going to want something from the ocean. You’re intuitive and have an artistic side so you’ll want to help design your burger and customise the toppings.

School of Fish at Masters of Burgerology – fresh market fish and pick from a huge range of specialty toppings



Always keen to try something new, you’re the first to know about any burger trends and the first to try them.

The Mac Daddy at Burgerlove – a Juicy lucy patty, mac bomb, double American cheddar, bacon. ketchup, American mustard and house-made aioli



Known for having a fiery temperament and knowing exactly what you want, you’re likely to pick something spicy with a bit of a kick.

The Sin Miedo (Mexico) at Burgled – beef patty, jalapeno chilli, smashed avocado, lettuce, cheese, tomato, and aioli



You believe variety is the spice of life, deciding between a chicken or a beef burger is too hard, so why not get both?

The Meataxe at Burgerlove – 2 beef patties, crispy southern style fried chicken, bacon, double  American cheddar, onion straws, two jalapeno poppers, lettuce. House-made chipotle and XXX BBQ sauce



You enjoy spending time at home and being surrounded by family so of course you’ll go for a home-style burger that reminds you of mum’s cooking.

Andrew’s Burger with the lot at Andrew’s Hamburgerswith lettuce, cooked onions, egg, bacon, tomato, double cheese and tomato sauce



You’re known for being adventurous, imaginative and a bit flashy, so your burger will make a bit of a statement.

Lady Stardust at Major Tom’s a Burger Junkie – wagyu beef patty, creamy brie cheese, caramelised onions, galactic slaw, pickles, supersonic BBQ sauce and aioli



You’re health-conscious, believe in clean eating and support ethical food companies. If you’re going to lash out on a burger then it better be nutritious as well as delicious.

Vegapalooza at Yo My Goodness Glen Waverly – vegetable fritter, cheese, egg, lettuce, tomato, onion fries, ketchup, jalapeno mayo and beetroot bun



Always ready to play the peacekeeper, in an effort to try and please everyone and avoid being burger type-casted, you’re likely to choose a burger that has a bit of everything.

Ivy League at Masters of Burgerology – beef, chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, pickles, egg & avocado



Complex, secretive and aloof but kind. You’re sophisticated but contradictory, so you’ll go for a burger with interesting layers and flavours.

Curry Up at Chicken Confidential – grilled organic chicken breast burger with raita, lettuce, tomato, cucumber and buffalo mozzarella



Energetic, confident and full of life.  The optimistic and extroverted Sagittarius will opt for a big, brazen delicious burger.

The New Yorker at Dougie’s Grill Hurstville – Angus beef marinated in secret spices with American style yellow cheddar, lettuce, fresh tomato, dill pickles, Jalapenos, raw diced onions, American mustard and home-made American Style New Yorker sauce on a lightly toasted gourmet milk bun

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